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#6499113 - 10/17/16 12:02 PM Newlywed Old Couple
Bass&More Online   content

Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 958
Loc: Jack County
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been
going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about s*x?" he asked, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently ", she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"

banana banana peep

#6499432 - 10/17/16 03:16 PM Re: Newlywed Old Couple [Re: Bass&More]
Cajun Raider Offline

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 669
Loc: Texas
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6499678 - 10/17/16 06:02 PM Re: Newlywed Old Couple [Re: Bass&More]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2821
Loc: Houston, Texas
My kind of guy! He sounds like a man with a plan concerning two words. cheers

#6508415 - 10/24/16 06:57 AM Re: Newlywed Old Couple [Re: Cajun Raider]
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Registered: 08/27/08
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Loc: DFW
Originally Posted By: Cajun Raider


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