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#6483281 - 10/06/16 07:25 AM Are my testicles black?
Elkhunter49 Offline
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Registered: 06/21/11
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Loc: Oak Harbor, Slidell La
Are my testicles black?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose.

A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look magnificent."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very
closely: "Are - My - Test - Results - Back?"
A true friend reaches for your hand but touches your heart.

#6483310 - 10/06/16 07:49 AM Re: Are my testicles black? [Re: Elkhunter49]
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Registered: 01/22/11
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Was it dogcatcher....... bolt
Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#6483598 - 10/06/16 10:09 AM Re: Are my testicles black? [Re: Elkhunter49]
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Registered: 12/30/12
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Loc: Houston & Lexington, Texas
Buahahahaha. Good one.

#6483832 - 10/06/16 12:40 PM Re: Are my testicles black? [Re: Elkhunter49]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 476
Loc: Texas
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6488119 - 10/09/16 05:57 PM Re: Are my testicles black? [Re: Elkhunter49]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4007
Loc: Argyle
Now I know what to say when I am in the hospital and I have a hot, female nurse.

#6488156 - 10/09/16 06:22 PM Re: Are my testicles black? [Re: Elkhunter49]
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#6491724 - 10/12/16 03:15 AM Re: Are my testicles black? [Re: Elkhunter49]
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