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#6483281 - 10/06/16 07:25 AM Are my testicles black?
Elkhunter49 Offline
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Registered: 06/21/11
Posts: 3969
Loc: Oak Harbor, Slidell La
Are my testicles black?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose.

A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles
black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look magnificent."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very
closely: "Are - My - Test - Results - Back?"
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#6483310 - 10/06/16 07:49 AM Re: Are my testicles black? [Re: Elkhunter49]
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Registered: 01/22/11
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Loc: Fairfield, TX
Was it dogcatcher....... bolt
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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#6483598 - 10/06/16 10:09 AM Re: Are my testicles black? [Re: Elkhunter49]
TexasKC Offline
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 2202
Loc: Houston & Lexington, Texas
Buahahahaha. Good one.

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#6483832 - 10/06/16 12:40 PM Re: Are my testicles black? [Re: Elkhunter49]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 605
Loc: Texas
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#6488119 - 10/09/16 05:57 PM Re: Are my testicles black? [Re: Elkhunter49]
texasag93 Offline


Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4526
Loc: Argyle
Now I know what to say when I am in the hospital and I have a hot, female nurse.

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#6488156 - 10/09/16 06:22 PM Re: Are my testicles black? [Re: Elkhunter49]
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 5215
Loc: Helotes, Hext
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

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#6491724 - 10/12/16 03:15 AM Re: Are my testicles black? [Re: Elkhunter49]
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Registered: 08/07/11
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Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
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