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#6478306 - 10/03/16 09:40 AM The Key
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Registered: 12/02/11
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Loc: Jack County

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What"s wrong?" he asks."You gave me the wrong key! eek2 peep

#6481664 - 10/05/16 08:36 AM Re: The Key [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 09/10/12
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Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."


#6483208 - 10/06/16 06:05 AM Re: The Key [Re: Bass&More]
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