Main Menu
Newest Members
rangerr93sport, PappybearAkRVcp, hunter121689, TNTBR, psquealer
60010 Registered Users
Top Posters
dogcatcher 76317
stxranchman 51828
RWH24 44568
rifleman 43686
BOBO the Clown 40882
BMD 40536
Big Orn 37484
txshntr 33494
bill oxner 31776
sig226fan ( 30453
Forum Stats
60010 Members
45 Forums
470693 Topics
6175165 Posts

Max Online: 16728 @ 03/25/12 08:51 AM
Topic Options
#6478306 - 10/03/16 09:40 AM The Key
Bass&More Offline

Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 144
Loc: North Texas

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What"s wrong?" he asks."You gave me the wrong key! eek2 peep

#6481664 - 10/05/16 08:36 AM Re: The Key [Re: Bass&More]
PMK Offline
Extreme Tracker

Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 4783
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."


#6483208 - 10/06/16 06:05 AM Re: The Key [Re: Bass&More]
pigplinker Offline

Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 731
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx


© 2004-2016 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide