Ever have a colonoscopy? I went for my second one recently.
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, this gorgeous nurse began my procedure. "Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get "manly aroused," the nurse told me. "But, I am not manly aroused," I replied.
"No, but I am," replied the nurse. Never get a colonoscopy in San Francisco!