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#6460350 - 09/20/16 12:39 PM My colonoscopy
Bass&More Offline
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Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 1093
Loc: Jack County
Ever have a colonoscopy? I went for my second one recently.
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, this gorgeous nurse began my procedure. "Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get "manly aroused," the nurse told me. "But, I am not manly aroused," I replied.
"No, but I am," replied the nurse. Never get a colonoscopy in San Francisco! peep

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#6460399 - 09/20/16 01:05 PM Re: My colonoscopy [Re: Bass&More]
kdkane1971 Offline
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Registered: 01/30/14
Posts: 2118
Loc: Mesopotamia
barf

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#6470112 - 09/27/16 03:56 AM Re: My colonoscopy [Re: Bass&More]
pigplinker Offline
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1769
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
bolt

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#6471246 - 09/27/16 06:46 PM Re: My colonoscopy [Re: Bass&More]
Simple Searcher Online   content
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 5892
Loc: Helotes, Hext
I wish I could unread that.
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#6471345 - 09/27/16 07:51 PM Re: My colonoscopy [Re: Bass&More]
trapperben Offline
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Registered: 11/11/14
Posts: 168
Loc: Lubbock and Texas
Thank goodness I just finished my martini before reading that

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#6471445 - 09/27/16 08:48 PM Re: My colonoscopy [Re: Simple Searcher]
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Registered: 01/22/11
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Originally Posted By: Simple Searcher
I wish I could unread that.
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#6472553 - 09/28/16 03:37 PM Re: My colonoscopy [Re: Bass&More]
fracdaddy Offline
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Registered: 09/22/16
Posts: 100
gagggggg

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#6482906 - 10/05/16 08:45 PM Re: My colonoscopy [Re: SnakeWrangler]
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Registered: 08/27/08
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Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
Originally Posted By: Simple Searcher
I wish I could unread that.
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X3!

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