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#6458380 - 09/19/16 09:18 AM Bubba the Baptist
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Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:

You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.

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#6459755 - 09/19/16 11:20 PM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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That's funny right there!... lol35

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#6460042 - 09/20/16 09:51 AM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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"There's a sucker born every minute" P.T. Barnum, on why he always had customers to see the sideshow features.

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#6460117 - 09/20/16 10:42 AM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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#6460450 - 09/20/16 01:30 PM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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#6460742 - 09/20/16 04:03 PM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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#6460975 - 09/20/16 06:10 PM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"

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#6482910 - 10/05/16 08:47 PM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: titan2232]
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Originally Posted By: titan2232
roflmao

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#6483206 - 10/06/16 06:03 AM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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#6510097 - 10/24/16 09:53 PM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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Can he do that for a bottle of Jack Daniel's for the Baptist?

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#6512354 - 10/26/16 09:06 AM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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#6513243 - 10/26/16 03:59 PM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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#6526137 - 11/03/16 06:36 PM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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That's great and "grate"

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