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#6458380 - 09/19/16 09:18 AM Bubba the Baptist
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Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:

You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.

#6459755 - 09/19/16 11:20 PM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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That's funny right there!... lol35

#6460042 - 09/20/16 09:51 AM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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Politicians are like diapers, needing to be changed often, and for the same reasons....Robin Williams

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Those who fail to learn from History are doomed to repeat it...George Santayana

#6460117 - 09/20/16 10:42 AM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.

#6460450 - 09/20/16 01:30 PM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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#6460742 - 09/20/16 04:03 PM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."


#6460975 - 09/20/16 06:10 PM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"

#6482910 - 10/05/16 08:47 PM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: titan2232]
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Originally Posted By: titan2232

#6483206 - 10/06/16 06:03 AM Re: Bubba the Baptist [Re: Bass&More]
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