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#6457586 - 09/18/16 05:08 PM Hello Bob
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Bob called into a local handy man fix it radio show one saturday.

The host said "Hello Bob, how can I help you"

Bob said "I think my wife is having an affair on me"

The host relucantly said, "Okay...go on"

"Well, she has been acting strange, going out with her friends alot, staying out late. One day last week, the phone rang and I picked it up and whoever called hung up on me. I have grown pretty suspicious of it and have wanted to stay up late when she comes in, but I kept falling asleep before she comes home. Last Friday night, I was determined to stay up and confront her when she got home. About midnight, I went outside by the garage and driveway, under a cover where my boat is parked and I stood in the dark under the boat shed and sure enough about 12:30 in the morning a car pulled up and I crouched down so I wouldn't be seen.

She got out of the car, I couldn't see the driver. She had to button up her blouse and it looked like she had her panties in her hand and put them in her purse.

It was about that time that I noticed a good sized crack in my boat motor transom,
Can I have that welded up or should I replace the whole thing?"
The only easy day was yesterday

#6457595 - 09/18/16 05:13 PM Re: Hello Bob [Re: Sparky45]
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Priorities.... clap
Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#6457708 - 09/18/16 06:49 PM Re: Hello Bob [Re: Sparky45]
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Fishermen confused2

"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#6457728 - 09/18/16 07:03 PM Re: Hello Bob [Re: Sparky45]
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#6483213 - 10/06/16 06:12 AM Re: Hello Bob [Re: Sparky45]
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