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 Elderly man is a hopeless romantic
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09/15/16 12:09 PM
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mikei
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Modern Love Story...
An elderly couple had just learned
how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic
type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me
your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
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Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic
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09/15/16 01:55 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic
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09/15/16 02:00 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic
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09/15/16 05:55 PM
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Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic
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09/15/16 06:17 PM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic
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09/15/16 08:17 PM
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redchevy
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Do not reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's hell eatin em live
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Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic
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09/15/16 11:37 PM
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Red Cloud
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 That is just to d--n funny not to share I have to pass this one on.
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Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic
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09/19/16 12:04 AM
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