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#6452973 - 09/15/16 07:09 AM Elderly man is a hopeless romantic
mikei Offline
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Modern Love Story...

An elderly couple had just learned
how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic
type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me
your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

#6453163 - 09/15/16 08:55 AM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: mikei]
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Originally Posted By: clu
Always great when there is a happy ending!

#6453175 - 09/15/16 09:00 AM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: mikei]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#6453517 - 09/15/16 12:55 PM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Originally Posted By: TXHOGSLAYER

#6453547 - 09/15/16 01:17 PM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: mikei]
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6453732 - 09/15/16 03:17 PM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: mikei]
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Do not reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's hell eatin em live

#6453997 - 09/15/16 06:37 PM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: mikei]
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roflmao That is just to d--n funny not to share I have to pass this one on.

#6457733 - 09/18/16 07:04 PM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: mikei]
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