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#6452973 - 09/15/16 07:09 AM Elderly man is a hopeless romantic
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Modern Love Story...


An elderly couple had just learned
how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic
type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.


One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me
your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."


The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

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#6453163 - 09/15/16 08:55 AM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: mikei]
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Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

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I got 3 inches.

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you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#6453175 - 09/15/16 09:00 AM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: mikei]
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#6453517 - 09/15/16 12:55 PM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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#6453547 - 09/15/16 01:17 PM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: mikei]
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#6453732 - 09/15/16 03:17 PM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: mikei]
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#6453997 - 09/15/16 06:37 PM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: mikei]
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roflmao That is just to d--n funny not to share I have to pass this one on.

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#6457733 - 09/18/16 07:04 PM Re: Elderly man is a hopeless romantic [Re: mikei]
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