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#6436105 - 09/02/16 04:21 PM Flower Show
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Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'

'You're on!' said Evelyn, holding up a $10 bill.

So Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Connie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

'What happened?' asked Evelyn.

'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for Best Dried Arrangement!'

#6436432 - 09/02/16 09:20 PM Re: Flower Show [Re: mikei]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#6441609 - 09/07/16 07:46 AM Re: Flower Show [Re: mikei]
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scared peep bolt

Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

#6444689 - 09/08/16 11:15 PM Re: Flower Show [Re: mikei]
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scared Maybe all those wrinkles just needed ironing?


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