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#6433348 - 08/31/16 03:42 PM Gun Issue!!!???!!!
Fooshman Offline
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Registered: 07/26/06
Posts: 14041
Loc: Black Dog, Texas

I was getting the dove gear ready yesterday and a bit later the gf got home and started to help. I told her to go get the guns out and bagged.

I come into the room and she is about to bag her gun and I asked her if she checked to see if the plug was in it.

She said "It's always in it."
I asked "What if I forgot to put it back in when it was cleaned last?" and said that she should probably make sure.
So she takes the forearm off and said "See, there's the plug."
I told her that that was the cap and the plug looks like this as I pulled one that goes to an identical gun out of the closet.
She mentions that she is going to need a screwdriver to remove the cap and I told her to just grab three shells and check real fast.
She puts a shell in, chambers it and then put the two others in the tube. She said "It's good."
I said "How can you tell when you only tried putting two in the tube?"
She does the same thing again with the same results.
I tell her not to chamber one and try putting them all in the tube.
She said "I can't fit three in the tube unless I put one in the chamber!"

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#6433352 - 08/31/16 03:45 PM Re: Gun Issue!!!???!!! [Re: Fooshman]
garrett Offline
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Registered: 01/19/06
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this is your fault, Foosh.

she should be making sandwiches while you hunt
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#6433369 - 08/31/16 03:57 PM Re: Gun Issue!!!???!!! [Re: Fooshman]
rickym Offline
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Registered: 06/14/15
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Loc: texas
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#6433416 - 08/31/16 04:31 PM Re: Gun Issue!!!???!!! [Re: Fooshman]
Gdogg Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
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She's fired up and ready to pull the trigger. Make sure you have some sammiches for her after the hunt. grin

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#6433433 - 08/31/16 04:46 PM Re: Gun Issue!!!???!!! [Re: garrett]
fgdn Offline
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Edited by fgdn (08/31/16 09:48 PM)
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#6433496 - 08/31/16 05:34 PM Re: Gun Issue!!!???!!! [Re: Gdogg]
LarryCopper Offline
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Originally Posted By: Gdogg
She's fired up and ready to pull the trigger. Make sure you have some sammiches for her after the hunt. grin

roflmao

Are you suggesting she has better scene control?
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#6433553 - 08/31/16 06:14 PM Re: Gun Issue!!!???!!! [Re: Fooshman]
hovercat Offline
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Registered: 08/30/14
Posts: 440
Loc: Pantego, TX
Never argue with a woman holding a loaded shotgun.

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#6433570 - 08/31/16 06:22 PM Re: Gun Issue!!!???!!! [Re: LarryCopper]
garrett Offline
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Originally Posted By: LarryCopper
Originally Posted By: Gdogg
She's fired up and ready to pull the trigger. Make sure you have some sammiches for her after the hunt. grin

roflmao

Are you suggesting she has better scene control?


Sure sounds like it...cleans her gun, lets her out of the kitchen, washes her hair...
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#6433842 - 08/31/16 09:20 PM Re: Gun Issue!!!???!!! [Re: Fooshman]
rdh1 Offline
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Registered: 09/01/09
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Loc: Moffat,Tx
Get her a o/u
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#6433972 - 08/31/16 10:48 PM Re: Gun Issue!!!???!!! [Re: Fooshman]
Dave Speer Offline


Registered: 12/27/07
Posts: 4710
Loc: Austin
HAHAHAHAHAHA she's got ya on that Foosh. I can't fit three in without one in the chamber EITHER laugh

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#6437713 - 09/04/16 07:10 AM Re: Gun Issue!!!???!!! [Re: Fooshman]
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Registered: 03/09/09
Posts: 352
Loc: Near Lake Somerville TX.
We all shoot double barrels here, 2 O/U's, 2 side by sides....... 12 for big field walks,,,,, shooting over ponds,
20's or 28's........ on a F off afternoon when you buddys drink too much and want to wagger money on who hits more clay birds
down by the river, then we get out the 410 OU we used to shoot skeet with....... thats fun.......

99% our bird gun is the Winnie Pigeon grade in 20 gauge.....

hunt safe.....
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#6437742 - 09/04/16 08:25 AM Re: Gun Issue!!!???!!! [Re: Fooshman]
reeltexan Offline
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Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 3201
Loc: Ovilla - TEXAS

That's when you say..."Oh, you're right, honey. I don't know what I was thinking."
And you smile and keep loading up the gear to go hunting.

You gotta pick your spots, son.
Take it from a man that's been married for 35 years.
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