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 The Bacon Tree
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08/31/16 08:29 PM
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HuntnFly67
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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the
United States , wandering aimlessly and starving.
They are about to just lie down and wait for death,
when all of a sudden Luis says:
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."
With renewed hope, they struggle up the next sand dune,
& there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon,
double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage?
We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage
that smell like bacon?
Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
With that, Luis staggers towards the tree.
He gets to within 5 yards, Pepe crawling close behind,
when suddenly a machine gun opens up,
and Luis drops like a wet sock.
Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:
"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it?"
"Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees... a ham bush."
Last edited by HuntnFly67; 08/31/16 08:29 PM.
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Re: The Bacon Tree
[Re: HuntnFly67]
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08/31/16 09:19 PM
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PMK
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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Re: The Bacon Tree
[Re: HuntnFly67]
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08/31/16 11:34 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The Bacon Tree
[Re: HuntnFly67]
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08/31/16 11:44 PM
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Michael W.
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I heard that one years ago but its still funny. 
A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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