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#6433332 - 08/31/16 03:29 PM The Bacon Tree
HuntnFly67 Offline
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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the
United States , wandering aimlessly and starving.

They are about to just lie down and wait for death,
when all of a sudden Luis says:

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."

With renewed hope, they struggle up the next sand dune,
& there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon,
double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage?

We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage
that smell like bacon?

Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

With that, Luis staggers towards the tree.

He gets to within 5 yards, Pepe crawling close behind,
when suddenly a machine gun opens up,
and Luis drops like a wet sock.

Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:

"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it?"

"Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...

Ees...

Ees...

Ees...

Ees...

Ees...

Ees... a ham bush."


Edited by HuntnFly67 (08/31/16 03:29 PM)
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Originally Posted By: Grizz
If you attached NP's head to Scooter's body, would muscle memory cause him to beat himself to death?


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#6433395 - 08/31/16 04:19 PM Re: The Bacon Tree [Re: HuntnFly67]
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Registered: 09/10/12
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loser8
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#6433586 - 08/31/16 06:34 PM Re: The Bacon Tree [Re: HuntnFly67]
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rofl
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#6433605 - 08/31/16 06:44 PM Re: The Bacon Tree [Re: HuntnFly67]
Michael W. Online   content
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Registered: 11/22/10
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Loc: Central Texas / Comal County
I heard that one years ago but its still funny. roflmao
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