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Suicide Prevention Technique
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08/27/16 12:49 AM
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mikei
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EFFECTIVE SUICIDE COUNSELING!
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.
A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a little sex before you go?"
She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old man!"
He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
She didn't jump.
-- I have a gun... You don't want me to have it... I won't let you take it... Your move...
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
[Re: mikei]
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08/27/16 01:18 AM
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
[Re: mikei]
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08/27/16 02:44 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
[Re: mikei]
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08/27/16 04:42 AM
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RedHoss
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That's funny but kinda' sick!
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
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08/27/16 11:09 PM
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
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08/28/16 12:23 PM
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Dave Davidson
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I rarely LOL but that one did it.
Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
[Re: mikei]
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08/28/16 04:18 PM
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Zonker
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Necrophilia is never having to say.....anything.
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
[Re: mikei]
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08/29/16 02:12 PM
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PMK
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
[Re: mikei]
#6429404
08/29/16 04:52 PM
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QuitShootinYoungBucks
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Two guys walk by the morgue. One says to the other, 'Hey, wanna go in for a cold one?'
https://web.archive.org/web/20170223065011/http:/www.rrdvegas.com/silencer-cleaning.html
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
[Re: mikei]
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09/06/16 01:07 AM
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sleepyhunter
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
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09/06/16 01:45 PM
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dgilbert
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Not funny, guess your family issue free.
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
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09/06/16 02:23 PM
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Single Shot
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
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09/19/16 07:35 AM
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
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09/28/16 08:56 PM
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fracdaddy
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
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#6472572
09/28/16 08:57 PM
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Re: Suicide Prevention Technique
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#6509716
10/24/16 11:53 PM
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Deep Sea
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All jokes are funny, just maybe not to you. This one gave me a good laugh.
Scott Eastty AW Scott Construction Company Bastrop, TX 512-845-0187 For all your metal building needs, state wide. www.acscott.com
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