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Suicide Prevention Technique #6426282 08/27/16 12:49 AM
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EFFECTIVE SUICIDE COUNSELING!


A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.

A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a little sex before you go?"

She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old man!"

He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."

She didn't jump.






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I have a gun...
You don't want me to have it...
I won't let you take it...
Your move...

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Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored]
Originally Posted by beaversnipe
Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei] #6426562 08/27/16 04:42 AM
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That's funny but kinda' sick! muyloco

Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei] #6427231 08/27/16 11:09 PM
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Haha. Twisted.

Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei] #6427765 08/28/16 12:23 PM
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I rarely LOL but that one did it.


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Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Necrophilia is never having to say.....anything.

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Two guys walk by the morgue. One says to the other, 'Hey, wanna go in for a cold one?'


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Not funny, guess your family issue free.

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Kind of sick

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All jokes are funny, just maybe not to you. This one gave me a good laugh.


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