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#6429074 - 08/29/16 08:50 AM Starbucks
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I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to pass gas.

The place was packed, but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my butt trumpet to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod with earbuds bang
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."


#6430399 - 08/29/16 09:06 PM Re: Starbucks [Re: PMK]
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That's funny!... flush... lol35

#6431143 - 08/30/16 10:22 AM Re: Starbucks [Re: PMK]
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Now THAT is funny! roflmao

#6431279 - 08/30/16 11:28 AM Re: Starbucks [Re: PMK]
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#6431614 - 08/30/16 02:29 PM Re: Starbucks [Re: PMK]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#6433601 - 08/31/16 06:42 PM Re: Starbucks [Re: PMK]
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My brother does stuff like that, but he does not wear ear buds.

#6438454 - 09/04/16 08:14 PM Re: Starbucks [Re: PMK]
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roflmao Fart jokes are always funny.


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