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#6429074 - 08/29/16 08:50 AM Starbucks
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Registered: 09/10/12
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I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to pass gas.

The place was packed, but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my butt trumpet to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod with earbuds bang
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#6430399 - 08/29/16 09:06 PM Re: Starbucks [Re: PMK]
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Registered: 09/27/10
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That's funny!... flush... lol35

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#6431143 - 08/30/16 10:22 AM Re: Starbucks [Re: PMK]
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Registered: 12/30/12
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Now THAT is funny! roflmao

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#6431279 - 08/30/16 11:28 AM Re: Starbucks [Re: PMK]
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rofl

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#6431614 - 08/30/16 02:29 PM Re: Starbucks [Re: PMK]
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clap
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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#6433601 - 08/31/16 06:42 PM Re: Starbucks [Re: PMK]
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My brother does stuff like that, but he does not wear ear buds.

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#6438454 - 09/04/16 08:14 PM Re: Starbucks [Re: PMK]
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roflmao Fart jokes are always funny.
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