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#6426282 - 08/26/16 07:49 PM Suicide Prevention Technique
mikei Online   content
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Registered: 11/16/14
Posts: 1550
EFFECTIVE SUICIDE COUNSELING!


A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.

A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a little sex before you go?"

She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old man!"

He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."

She didn't jump.






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I have a gun...
You don't want me to have it...
I won't let you take it...
Your move...

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#6426322 - 08/26/16 08:18 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
Cajun Raider Online   content
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 536
Loc: Texas
sick
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

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#6426418 - 08/26/16 09:44 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
SnakeWrangler Online   content
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Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 24413
Loc: Fairfield, TX
bolt
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#6426562 - 08/26/16 11:42 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 09/27/10
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That's funny but kinda' sick! muyloco

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#6427231 - 08/27/16 06:09 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
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Woodsman

Registered: 01/03/14
Posts: 101
Loc: Fort Worth Texas
Haha. Twisted.

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#6427765 - 08/28/16 07:23 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 06/24/06
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I rarely LOL but that one did it.
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Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.

Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP

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#6427926 - 08/28/16 11:18 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
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Woodsman

Registered: 12/03/10
Posts: 248
Loc: Denton
Necrophilia is never having to say.....anything.

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#6429109 - 08/29/16 09:12 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
PMK Online   content
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Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 5385
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
reverse psychology
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."

~PMK~

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#6429404 - 08/29/16 11:52 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 11/01/12
Posts: 7137
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Two guys walk by the morgue. One says to the other, 'Hey, wanna go in for a cold one?'
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#6439564 - 09/05/16 08:07 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 336
Loc: Burleson TX
eeks333
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Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

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#6440152 - 09/06/16 08:45 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
dgilbert Online   content
6 pack abs

Registered: 09/04/04
Posts: 18875
Not funny, guess your family issue free.

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#6440218 - 09/06/16 09:23 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
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Light Foot

Registered: 02/12/16
Posts: 47
Loc: Conroe, TX
Kind of sick

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#6458137 - 09/19/16 02:35 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 927
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
lol35

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#6472570 - 09/28/16 03:56 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
fracdaddy Offline
Woodsman

Registered: 09/22/16
Posts: 100
lol444

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#6472572 - 09/28/16 03:57 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
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hammer

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