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#6426282 - 08/26/16 07:49 PM Suicide Prevention Technique
mikei Online   content
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Registered: 11/16/14
Posts: 2913
EFFECTIVE SUICIDE COUNSELING!


A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.

A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a little sex before you go?"

She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old man!"

He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."

She didn't jump.






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I have a gun...
You don't want me to have it...
I won't let you take it...
Your move...

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#6426322 - 08/26/16 08:18 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
Cajun Raider Offline
Tracker

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 692
Loc: Texas
sick
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

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#6426418 - 08/26/16 09:44 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
SnakeWrangler Offline
THF Celebrity

Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 34875
Loc: Over yonder.....
bolt
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"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#6426562 - 08/26/16 11:42 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2821
Loc: Houston, Texas
That's funny but kinda' sick! muyloco

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#6427231 - 08/27/16 06:09 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
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Woodsman

Registered: 01/03/14
Posts: 101
Loc: Fort Worth Texas
Haha. Twisted.

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#6427765 - 08/28/16 07:23 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
Dave Davidson Online   content
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Registered: 06/24/06
Posts: 4621
Loc: Hurst, Tx
I rarely LOL but that one did it.
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Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.

Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP

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#6427926 - 08/28/16 11:18 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
Zonker Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 12/03/10
Posts: 263
Loc: Denton
Necrophilia is never having to say.....anything.

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#6429109 - 08/29/16 09:12 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
PMK Offline
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Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 7148
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
reverse psychology
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."

~PMK~

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#6429404 - 08/29/16 11:52 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 11/01/12
Posts: 8766
Loc: Lubbock, TX
Two guys walk by the morgue. One says to the other, 'Hey, wanna go in for a cold one?'
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#6439564 - 09/05/16 08:07 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
sleepyhunter Online   content
Bird Dog

Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 377
Loc: Burleson TX
eeks333
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Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

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#6440152 - 09/06/16 08:45 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
dgilbert Offline
6 pack abs

Registered: 09/04/04
Posts: 19099
Not funny, guess your family issue free.

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#6440218 - 09/06/16 09:23 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
Single Shot Online   content
Woodsman

Registered: 02/12/16
Posts: 130
Loc: Conroe, TX
Kind of sick

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#6458137 - 09/19/16 02:35 AM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1754
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
lol35

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#6472570 - 09/28/16 03:56 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
fracdaddy Offline
Woodsman

Registered: 09/22/16
Posts: 100
lol444

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#6472572 - 09/28/16 03:57 PM Re: Suicide Prevention Technique [Re: mikei]
TooLow Offline
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Registered: 10/01/10
Posts: 6601
Loc: Deep Ellum, TX
hammer

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