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Just another night at the deer lease...... #6407881 08/14/16 08:33 PM
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So, 6 guys have been on a south Texas deer lease for several years, life long friends. High-fenced place, but started having trouble with unauthorized access through the front gate.

They hire a 60-year old Hispanic gentleman (Jose Senior) and bring a trailer in for him so he lives by the front gate now and keeps an eye on things.

Mid-way through the deer season, all the guys are at the ranch and the wives are coming down for a night on the town. A nice steak dinner in town, a little drinking, little dancing. They let Jose know to be on the look out for the ladies and to escort them to the camp house once they show up.

About 8:00 p.m., the wives roll up in an Escalade, and man are they dressed up. Evening gowns, high heels, make-up, big hair….. Looking like a million bucks. They all get out of the car and start to walk up to Jose's trailer.

Jose comes running out of the tralier, waving his arms and yelling in Spanish… one of the wives gets him calmed down and asks him to speak english, none of them understand Spanish….

Jose slows down, catches his breath and starts shaking his head,…. "No, no no…… no hookers tonight, the wives, they are coming ………"

Re: Just another night at the deer lease...... [Re: TxFishKeeper] #6407884 08/14/16 08:36 PM
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My brother witnessed a real-life variant of that with a couple of Houston homebuilders he was on a lease with (for a very short while). Wives showed up and asked my brother if he'd seen their husbands, then a RV rolls in behind them and the professional ladies descended the steps, then the soon-to-be ex-husbands. My brother calmly packed his stuff and headed to his casa.


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Re: Just another night at the deer lease...... [Re: Creekrunner] #6408198 08/15/16 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted By: Creekrunner
My brother witnessed a real-life variant of that with a couple of Houston homebuilders he was on a lease with (for a very short while). Wives showed up and asked my brother if he'd seen their husbands, then a RV rolls in behind them and the professional ladies descended the steps, then the soon-to-be ex-husbands. My brother calmly packed his stuff and headed to his casa.

I guess he didn't want to get shot in the crossfire.... clap


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Like the guy that went on a fishing trip and let his wife pack his clothes. When he got home he chewed her out for not packing any under wear. She said they were in his tackle box. walking

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Like the guy that went on a fishing trip and let his wife pack his clothes. When he got home he chewed her out for not packing any under wear. She said they were in his tackle box. walking


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Like the guy that went on a fishing trip and let his wife pack his clothes. When he got home he chewed her out for not packing any under wear. She said they were in his tackle box. walking

ouch!

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