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 A note to a dear, beloved husband
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08/14/16 12:31 AM
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mikei
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My Darling Husband, Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-150 when I turned into the driveway…Fortunately, it was not too bad, and I really didn't get hurt ... so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake while I was talking on my cell phone. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pickup came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. It missed our bikes fortunately. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality, you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you below. P.S. Your girlfriend phoned - she is pregnant. Your loving wife.. 
Last edited by mikei; 08/14/16 12:33 AM.
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Re: A note to a dear, beloved husband
[Re: mikei]
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08/14/16 01:29 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: A note to a dear, beloved husband
[Re: mikei]
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08/14/16 04:16 AM
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RedHoss
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"OUCH"! Boy, he in trouuuuuuuble! 
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Re: A note to a dear, beloved husband
[Re: mikei]
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08/14/16 03:03 PM
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Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: A note to a dear, beloved husband
[Re: mikei]
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08/14/16 06:28 PM
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Slow Drifter
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Meh...he's got insurance. She just bought him a new truck and car once he gets the restraining order.
"I have no idea what WW-III will be fought with, but WW-IV will be fought with sticks and stones." A. Einstein 
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Re: A note to a dear, beloved husband
[Re: Slow Drifter]
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08/14/16 07:18 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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Meh...he's got insurance. She just bought him a new truck and car once he gets the restraining order. 
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: A note to a dear, beloved husband
[Re: mikei]
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08/14/16 09:14 PM
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texasag93
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 See forgot to add that she let the insurance lapse.
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