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#6407007 - 08/13/16 07:31 PM A note to a dear, beloved husband
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My Darling Husband,




Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-150 when I turned into the driveway…Fortunately, it was not too bad, and I really didn't get hurt ... so please don't worry too much about me.


I was coming home, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake while I was talking on my cell phone. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pickup came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. It missed our bikes fortunately.


I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality, you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you below.


P.S. Your girlfriend phoned - she is pregnant.





Your loving wife..





Edited by mikei (08/13/16 07:33 PM)

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#6407091 - 08/13/16 08:29 PM Re: A note to a dear, beloved husband [Re: mikei]
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

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#6407254 - 08/13/16 11:16 PM Re: A note to a dear, beloved husband [Re: mikei]
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"OUCH"! Boy, he in trouuuuuuuble! hammer

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#6407489 - 08/14/16 10:03 AM Re: A note to a dear, beloved husband [Re: mikei]
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#6407727 - 08/14/16 01:28 PM Re: A note to a dear, beloved husband [Re: mikei]
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Meh...he's got insurance. She just bought him a new truck and car once he gets the restraining order.
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#6407772 - 08/14/16 02:18 PM Re: A note to a dear, beloved husband [Re: Slow Drifter]
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Originally Posted By: Slow Drifter
Meh...he's got insurance. She just bought him a new truck and car once he gets the restraining order.


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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#6407927 - 08/14/16 04:14 PM Re: A note to a dear, beloved husband [Re: mikei]
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See forgot to add that she let the insurance lapse.

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