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#6399970 - 08/09/16 06:37 AM Senior Center Orientation
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A new Senior Center opened in a small, Central Texas town. The manager of the new Center called a meeting of all the residents for an orientation session.

He started out by discussing some of the rules:


"Female residents will be housed in the north wing, and males will not be allowed there.

Male residents will be housed in the South wing, and females will not be allowed there.

Any residents breaking these rules will be fined $20 for the first offense; $40 for the second offense; and $100 for the third offense.

Are there any questions?"

An old gentleman in the back of the room asked, "So, what does a season pass cost?"


Edited by mikei (08/09/16 06:38 AM)

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#6400142 - 08/09/16 08:35 AM Re: Senior Center Orientation [Re: mikei]
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#6401033 - 08/09/16 06:23 PM Re: Senior Center Orientation [Re: mikei]
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I love those "Old Folks"! cheers

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#6402706 - 08/10/16 05:49 PM Re: Senior Center Orientation [Re: mikei]
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Let's start an "Old Folks Are Us" club! banana

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#6403729 - 08/11/16 01:03 PM Re: Senior Center Orientation [Re: mikei]
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#6403956 - 08/11/16 03:49 PM Re: Senior Center Orientation [Re: mikei]
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