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#6381770 - 07/25/16 09:40 AM Blind Sided!
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With the Democratic Convention just beginning, this seems to fit pretty well. . .



Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most
beautiful woman in the world.
"I'm entering" said Snow White.



After half an hour she comes out and they ask her; "Well, how'd ya do?"
" First Place," said Snow White.
>
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the
strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.



After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
" First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"



They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "this is mine."



Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.



"Who the heck is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio


Edited by mikei (07/25/16 09:41 AM)

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#6382088 - 07/25/16 01:46 PM Re: Blind Sided! [Re: mikei]
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Yea Mikie!

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#6382495 - 07/25/16 06:48 PM Re: Blind Sided! [Re: mikei]
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The truth is out! clap

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#6383042 - 07/26/16 08:25 AM Re: Blind Sided! [Re: mikei]
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Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

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I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#6399253 - 08/08/16 03:55 PM Re: Blind Sided! [Re: mikei]
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#6403960 - 08/11/16 03:52 PM Re: Blind Sided! [Re: mikei]
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