Someone may appear at your door presenting himself as a "Tick Inspector" from the Center for Disease Control (CDC). He will say there's been an explosion of ticks in your area and an epidemic of Lyme Disease, then instruct you to take off your clothes, put your arms over your head, and spin around. DON'T DO IT! It's a scam. I just wish someone had warned me about this yesterday. (If you see any pictures of me on the Internet please let me know.)
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.