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Men in Heaven
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07/21/16 11:33 AM
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Men in Heaven After everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines”. “One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for those who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.” Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 1000 km long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man. God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household”. “You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose. Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.” God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?” The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
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Re: Men in Heaven
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07/21/16 01:57 PM
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Never truer words ever written......
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Men in Heaven
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07/21/16 02:49 PM
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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