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#6355798 - 07/02/16 03:11 PM Cowboy Heaven
mikei Offline
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An oldie but goodie for your holiday enjoyment!

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.”

I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the stuffing out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."

#6355868 - 07/02/16 04:32 PM Re: Cowboy Heaven [Re: mikei]
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6360654 - 07/06/16 09:26 PM Re: Cowboy Heaven [Re: mikei]
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#6362389 - 07/08/16 08:30 AM Re: Cowboy Heaven [Re: mikei]
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#6362906 - 07/08/16 06:11 PM Re: Cowboy Heaven [Re: mikei]
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Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

#6400659 - 08/09/16 02:27 PM Re: Cowboy Heaven [Re: mikei]
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