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#6352328 - 06/29/16 07:38 PM Farmer John
mikei Offline
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Farmer John

Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the
traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his
free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week.

So Farmer John called the local police station to complain, "You've got to
do something about all these people driving so fast and killing all my
chickens," he said to the local police officer.

"What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman.

"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"

So the next day the policeman had the Council erect a sign that said:
SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said, "You've still
got to do something about these drivers. The ‘school crossing' sign seems
to make them go even faster!"

So again, they put up a new sign:
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and said, "Your signs are
no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

In order to get Farmer John off his back said "Sure. Put up your own sign.

The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity got the better
of the Officer, so he called Farmer John, “How’s the problem with the
speeding drivers. did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did and not one chicken has been killed.

The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out and take a
look at the sign. He also thought the sign might be something the Police
could use elsewhere, to slow drivers down..

So he drove out to Farmer John's house.

His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.


'NUDIST COLONY'
'Slow down and watch out for naked chicks!'

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#6352511 - 06/29/16 09:04 PM Re: Farmer John [Re: mikei]
TXHOGSLAYER Online   content
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 14626
Loc: Katy, TX
clap
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Originally Posted By: Ojai Hunter
This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !


Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

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#6352713 - 06/29/16 11:36 PM Re: Farmer John [Re: mikei]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2821
Loc: Houston, Texas
That would work!... lol35

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#6354050 - 06/30/16 09:38 PM Re: Farmer John [Re: mikei]
lms Offline
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Registered: 11/27/15
Posts: 341
Loc: Blooming Grove TX
Another good one!

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#6360594 - 07/06/16 08:38 PM Re: Farmer John [Re: lms]
Deerhunter61 Offline
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Registered: 08/27/08
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Loc: DFW
Originally Posted By: TXHOGSLAYER
clap
Originally Posted By: RedHoss
That would work!... lol35
Originally Posted By: lms
Another good one!

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