A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says "No way! You won't bring it back."



A german walks into a library and asks for a book on world wars.

The librarian says "No way! You lost the last one."




There are more but those are the 2 that come to mind currently.



Edited by TX_Diver (06/25/16 12:14 PM)