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#1 Joke In England #6345236 06/23/16 06:57 PM
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Number 1 Joke in England

An Israeli doctor said: "Medicine is so advanced in Israel that we can cut off a man's testicles put them on another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.




The German doctor said: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."




The Russian doctor said: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."




The American doctor laughed: "You all are behind us. Seven years ago we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no teesticals and made him President. Now, the whole damn country is looking for work!"



(Supposedly this joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition held in England!)

Re: #1 Joke In England [Re: mikei] #6345254 06/23/16 07:09 PM
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sad but pretty true


"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."

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Re: #1 Joke In England [Re: mikei] #6345777 06/24/16 02:34 AM
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It would be funny as heck if it wasn't true! confused2

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