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Jump or Pushed? #6343880 06/22/16 03:54 PM
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Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So ...they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,



"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railing'?"



She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"



While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . .



"Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"



So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.



After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,



"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts.

You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."



It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

Re: Jump or Pushed? [Re: sleepyhunter] #6343917 06/22/16 04:24 PM
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Re: Jump or Pushed? [Re: sleepyhunter] #6343918 06/22/16 04:26 PM
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Outstanding!


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