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#6341974 - 06/20/16 03:29 PM He Was Just Trying to Help.....
polishpreacher Offline
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Registered: 04/18/12
Posts: 81
Loc: Fredericksburg, Texas
ood mornin', Mr. and Mrs. O'Riley. I married you ten years ago but I never see any of your children in church."

"Deed you did, father. We've not been blessed. My husband and I have

tried but we've not been successful", said Mrs. O'Riley.

"I'm going to Rome for a few years sabbatical. I'll light a candle for you in the great cathedral at the Vatican. Perhaps the Holy Mother will look kindly on you and your husband."

Several years later, back at the church door, greeting parishioners, the priest meets Mrs. O'Riley; "Mrs. O'Riley, did you ever have any children?"

"Deed I did , Father," she said pointing to a family behind her. "We've had a set of triplets, a set of twins and two singles since we last saw you."

"Praise be the Holy Mother. She's blessed you. But I don't see Mr. Is he here?"

"No, Father, he's gone to Rome to blow out your damn candle.

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#6342172 - 06/20/16 06:36 PM Re: He Was Just Trying to Help..... [Re: polishpreacher]
RedHoss Offline
Veteran Tracker

Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2820
Loc: Houston, Texas
muyloco

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#6343501 - 06/21/16 09:36 PM Re: He Was Just Trying to Help..... [Re: polishpreacher]
texasag93 Online   content


Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4314
Loc: Argyle
troll

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#6343556 - 06/21/16 10:49 PM Re: He Was Just Trying to Help..... [Re: polishpreacher]
lms Offline
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Registered: 11/27/15
Posts: 177
Loc: Blooming Grove TX
Good one!

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#6344436 - 06/22/16 08:32 PM Re: He Was Just Trying to Help..... [Re: polishpreacher]
Texan0718 Offline


Registered: 04/24/09
Posts: 141
Loc: Texas
Great joke

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#6353833 - 06/30/16 07:16 PM Re: He Was Just Trying to Help..... [Re: polishpreacher]
grandpa75672 Offline
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Registered: 09/27/05
Posts: 360
Loc: Quinlan, Tx
That's funnier than the nun jokes
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