Bob went on a job interview, and the manager wanted to assess his selling skills. He handed Bob his laptop and said "sell this to me". Bob took the computer and walked out the door. About the time he got to his car, the manager called Bob on his cell phone. "Bring me my laptop back right now!" he practically yelled. "For $500, it's yours" Bob said.
He got the job.
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.