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#6327485 - 06/08/16 06:53 AM Donald and Hillary go ice fishing
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After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.


The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers were allowed on the fishing grounds, but both candidates would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 pm.



After Day One, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.



Day Two finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing!



That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheating’ son-of-a-gun.”



Instead of fishing on Day Three, they were just going to follow Trump to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.



Day Three finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total!

That night, Hillary and her democratic buddies got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”



And that, my friends, tells you all you need to know about the intelligence on the left side of the aisle!


Edited by mikei (06/08/16 06:54 AM)

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#6327588 - 06/08/16 08:43 AM Re: Donald and Hillary go ice fishing [Re: mikei]
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#6327591 - 06/08/16 08:47 AM Re: Donald and Hillary go ice fishing [Re: mikei]
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#6327675 - 06/08/16 10:16 AM Re: Donald and Hillary go ice fishing [Re: mikei]
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Sad, but true.
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#6327961 - 06/08/16 02:35 PM Re: Donald and Hillary go ice fishing [Re: mikei]
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gotta love it!!!!!!
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#6328618 - 06/08/16 11:02 PM Re: Donald and Hillary go ice fishing [Re: mikei]
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That's about how it goes!...LOL!... muyloco

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#6332017 - 06/12/16 08:18 AM Re: Donald and Hillary go ice fishing [Re: mikei]
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Good one! clap
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

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I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#6332029 - 06/12/16 08:32 AM Re: Donald and Hillary go ice fishing [Re: mikei]
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Might have to steal this one.

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#6332415 - 06/12/16 02:16 PM Re: Donald and Hillary go ice fishing [Re: mikei]
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Too funny.

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#6333573 - 06/13/16 11:57 AM Re: Donald and Hillary go ice fishing [Re: mikei]
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#6340306 - 06/19/16 01:37 AM Re: Donald and Hillary go ice fishing [Re: mikei]
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#6340491 - 06/19/16 10:24 AM Re: Donald and Hillary go ice fishing [Re: mikei]
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and the fish were HUUUGE!
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