A fellow that was talking to his buddy and said, "I don t know what to get for my wife`s birthday. She has everything, and besides she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I am stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don`t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way that she wants it. She will probably be thrilled."

So the fellow followed the suggested idea. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," replied that fellow."

"And did she like it?", his buddy asked.

"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out of the door yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!!!"
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When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.
Dale Earnhardt