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Frank #6322605 06/04/16 07:21 PM
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Do you Know Frank?

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman ; He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'

Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.'

Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.'

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died and I married his f**kin' wife.'


"The arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and assistance to foreign hands should be curtailed, lest Rome fall." Cicero
Re: Frank [Re: wacorusty] #6322683 06/04/16 08:28 PM
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Re: Frank [Re: wacorusty] #6323185 06/05/16 02:25 AM
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GREATNESS! clap


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Re: Frank [Re: wacorusty] #6323217 06/05/16 02:48 AM
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Outstanding!


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"OUCH"!...LOL!... hammer

Re: Frank [Re: wacorusty] #6323362 06/05/16 08:52 AM
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I just knew the word " wife " was gonna be used somewhere in the punchline..... grin

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Re: Frank [Re: wacorusty] #6325799 06/07/16 03:21 AM
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That's a good one!




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