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#6308254 - 05/23/16 11:54 AM Whitehouse snow
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One crisp December day Obama walked down the front steps of the Whitehouse after a fresh snow. At the bottom of the steps he found a message written in the snow with urine. The note stated “Obama sucks”. Obama was furious and called his staff together demanding they find out who wrote the message by the end of the day!!
Around 5pm the Chief of staff walked into the Oval office. Obama grumbled
“Did you find the culprit?”
The Chief replied “we have good news and bad news”
The Chief said “the good news is after performing urinalyses on the message we have identified the culprit!
Obama exclaimed “Who, who was the SOB that wrote the message?”
The Chief said “it was Donald Trump”
Obama said “Trump? well that figures I knew he didn’t like me. What is the bad news?”
The Chief said “the bad news is that the message was written in Michelle’s handwriting!!!”

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#6308257 - 05/23/16 11:56 AM Re: Whitehouse snow [Re: BLUERIBBONS]
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Registered: 12/14/08
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Loc: North Texas - God's Country
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#6308760 - 05/23/16 06:52 PM Re: Whitehouse snow [Re: BLUERIBBONS]
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Wingshooting is like sex for me - I love doing it but I'm just not that good at it.

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#6308997 - 05/23/16 08:45 PM Re: Whitehouse snow [Re: BLUERIBBONS]
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#6310363 - 05/24/16 09:32 PM Re: Whitehouse snow [Re: BLUERIBBONS]
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I think Michelle has a willie of her own.

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#6311097 - 05/25/16 01:35 PM Re: Whitehouse snow [Re: BLUERIBBONS]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

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you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#6311793 - 05/25/16 09:24 PM Re: Whitehouse snow [Re: BLUERIBBONS]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
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Loc: Plano, TX
Does she have good "pen**manship"?

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