One crisp December day Obama walked down the front steps of the Whitehouse after a fresh snow. At the bottom of the steps he found a message written in the snow with urine. The note stated “Obama sucks”. Obama was furious and called his staff together demanding they find out who wrote the message by the end of the day!!
Around 5pm the Chief of staff walked into the Oval office. Obama grumbled
“Did you find the culprit?”
The Chief replied “we have good news and bad news”
The Chief said “the good news is after performing urinalyses on the message we have identified the culprit!
Obama exclaimed “Who, who was the SOB that wrote the message?”
The Chief said “it was Donald Trump”
Obama said “Trump? well that figures I knew he didn’t like me. What is the bad news?”
The Chief said “the bad news is that the message was written in Michelle’s handwriting!!!”