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Funny Joke #6289690 05/06/16 06:39 PM
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What's the difference between a Chick Pea and a Garbanzo Bean?

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I haven't had a garbanzo bean on me before!


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Originally Posted By: Buzzsaw
What's the difference between a Chick Pea and a Garbanzo Bean?


No clue. I've never eaten either.

I do know they make something called hummus from them. I've seen it, but can't bring myself to try it.


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back when we used to eat housecats we marinated them in louisiana hot sauce and soy sauce then season them with lemon pepper........then onto the grill slow cooking them 3 hours........excellent folded in tortillas and pico de gallo----Newgulf
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back when we used to eat housecats we marinated them in louisiana hot sauce and soy sauce then season them with lemon pepper........then onto the grill slow cooking them 3 hours........excellent folded in tortillas and pico de gallo----Newgulf
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Originally Posted By: HunterMattW2
I haven't had a garbanzo bean on me before!

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Reminds me of the story of how to capture a Polar Bear.

Dig a hole in the ice and empty a can of peas next to the hole. When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.


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never had a garbanzo bean on my face bolt

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