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Test drive of new Ford pickumup truck goes wrong #6288568 05/05/16 09:54 PM
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I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F-150 aluminum pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before they become old. The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a “Hillary for President” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest. She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Hillary truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your [censored] year-round. I had to walk back to the dealership. She had no sense of humor.

Re: Test drive of new Ford pickumup truck goes wrong [Re: mikei] #6288578 05/05/16 10:00 PM
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Re: Test drive of new Ford pickumup truck goes wrong [Re: mikei] #6288588 05/05/16 10:06 PM
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Re: Test drive of new Ford pickumup truck goes wrong [Re: mikei] #6288772 05/05/16 11:57 PM
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Re: Test drive of new Ford pickumup truck goes wrong [Re: mikei] #6289086 05/06/16 04:24 AM
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Re: Test drive of new Ford pickumup truck goes wrong [Re: mikei] #6289094 05/06/16 04:43 AM
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Re: Test drive of new Ford pickumup truck goes wrong [Re: Cast] #6289134 05/06/16 11:08 AM
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Lol not this time Cast. Great joke mikei


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Re: Test drive of new Ford pickumup truck goes wrong [Re: mikei] #6289391 05/06/16 02:49 PM
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Re: Test drive of new Ford pickumup truck goes wrong [Re: mikei] #6295529 05/11/16 10:22 PM
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did you get off a good fart in the truck before you left at least?


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