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#6281138 - 04/30/16 07:56 AM My neighbor
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 5110
Loc: Helotes, Hext
My neighbor

She's single...
She's shapely...
She's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
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#6281229 - 04/30/16 09:39 AM Re: My neighbor [Re: Simple Searcher]
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 13393
Loc: Katy, TX
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#6281328 - 04/30/16 11:34 AM Re: My neighbor [Re: Simple Searcher]
blackcoal Offline
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Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 8817
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
Hey, least someone has a good looking neighbor !!
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#6281356 - 04/30/16 12:01 PM Re: My neighbor [Re: Simple Searcher]
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Loc: Houston & Lexington, Texas
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#6281595 - 04/30/16 04:56 PM Re: My neighbor [Re: Simple Searcher]
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2820
Loc: Houston, Texas
"BUMMER"!

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#6281830 - 04/30/16 09:15 PM Re: My neighbor [Re: Simple Searcher]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4478
Loc: Argyle
Bill got to watch a dog, he was in Heaven.

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#6284342 - 05/02/16 09:03 PM Re: My neighbor [Re: Simple Searcher]
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