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Beer Logic
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04/25/16 04:55 PM
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sleepyhunter
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Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where's your Ferrari?
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Re: Beer Logic
[Re: sleepyhunter]
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04/25/16 11:40 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Beer Logic
[Re: sleepyhunter]
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04/26/16 01:09 AM
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Last edited by texasag93; 04/26/16 01:09 AM.
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Re: Beer Logic
[Re: sleepyhunter]
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04/26/16 01:55 AM
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Beer Logic
[Re: sleepyhunter]
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04/26/16 02:21 AM
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Cajun Raider
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Re: Beer Logic
[Re: sleepyhunter]
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05/04/16 04:40 AM
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Bee'z
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