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#6274538 - 04/25/16 11:55 AM Beer Logic
sleepyhunter Offline
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 295
Loc: Burleson TX
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.

Man: Where's your Ferrari?

Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

#6274972 - 04/25/16 06:40 PM Re: Beer Logic [Re: sleepyhunter]
SnakeWrangler Offline
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Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 19100
Loc: Fairfield, TX
Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#6275106 - 04/25/16 08:09 PM Re: Beer Logic [Re: sleepyhunter]
texasag93 Offline

Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4004
Loc: Argyle
scratch clap

Edited by texasag93 (04/25/16 08:09 PM)

#6275167 - 04/25/16 08:55 PM Re: Beer Logic [Re: sleepyhunter]
Simple Searcher Offline
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 4020
Loc: Helotes, Hext

"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#6275216 - 04/25/16 09:21 PM Re: Beer Logic [Re: sleepyhunter]
Cajun Raider Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 475
Loc: Texas
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6284358 - 05/02/16 09:10 PM Re: Beer Logic [Re: sleepyhunter]
Deadend Offline
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Registered: 09/07/09
Posts: 1936
Loc: Mineola,TX

#6286150 - 05/03/16 11:40 PM Re: Beer Logic [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Posts: 1461
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX


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