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#6274538 - 04/25/16 11:55 AM Beer Logic
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Registered: 09/04/13
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Loc: Burleson TX
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.

Man: Where's your Ferrari?
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#6274972 - 04/25/16 06:40 PM Re: Beer Logic [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#6275106 - 04/25/16 08:09 PM Re: Beer Logic [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Edited by texasag93 (04/25/16 08:09 PM)

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#6275167 - 04/25/16 08:55 PM Re: Beer Logic [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Registered: 12/30/12
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#6275216 - 04/25/16 09:21 PM Re: Beer Logic [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Registered: 07/23/11
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#6284358 - 05/02/16 09:10 PM Re: Beer Logic [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#6286150 - 05/03/16 11:40 PM Re: Beer Logic [Re: sleepyhunter]
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