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#6272831 - 04/23/16 07:04 PM New bull in the pasture. . .
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Three bulls heard that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
First Bull: “Boys, we all know I’ve been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don’t know where this newcomer is going to get his cows, but I aint’ givin’ him any of mine.”
Second Bull: “That pretty much says it for me, too. I’ve been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we’ve agreed are mine. I’ll fight ‘im till I run him off or kill ‘im, but I’m keeping all my cows.”
Third Bull: “I’ve only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to take care of. I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply must keep all my cows.”
They no sooner finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only one animal in it: the biggest baddest bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.
First Bull: “You know, it’s actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend.”
Second Bull: “I’ll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from him. I’m certainly not looking for an argument.”
They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.
First Bull: “Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.”
Third Bull: “Hell, he can have ALL MY COWS. I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull!”

#6273078 - 04/24/16 12:30 AM Re: New bull in the pasture. . . [Re: mikei]
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Smart Bull!...LOL!... clap

#6273264 - 04/24/16 10:25 AM Re: New bull in the pasture. . . [Re: mikei]
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Press for an AMERICAN.

#6276916 - 04/26/16 10:06 PM Re: New bull in the pasture. . . [Re: mikei]
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roflmao roflmao roflmao

#6276984 - 04/26/16 10:55 PM Re: New bull in the pasture. . . [Re: mikei]
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#6279571 - 04/28/16 08:01 PM Re: New bull in the pasture. . . [Re: mikei]
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#6279775 - 04/28/16 11:08 PM Re: New bull in the pasture. . . [Re: mikei]
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6280690 - 04/29/16 06:12 PM Re: New bull in the pasture. . . [Re: mikei]
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Funniest thing i've read in a couple of days.

I'm forwarding it to a young buck I have been working with lately that is way too full of himself.
NRA Lifer / Member TSRA

#6284340 - 05/02/16 09:03 PM Re: New bull in the pasture. . . [Re: mikei]
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