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A few thoughts for a rainy Sunday for older folks. . .
#6263758
04/17/16 03:06 PM
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mikei
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My goal for 2016 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ATE A PIZZA!!!
How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2. Grill some Meat.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web
I don't mean to brag but...... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....I forgot where I was going with this..
I love being over 60. I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 others.
A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW!!!
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
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Re: A few thoughts for a rainy Sunday for older folks. . .
[Re: mikei]
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04/18/16 05:16 PM
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PMK
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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Re: A few thoughts for a rainy Sunday for older folks. . .
[Re: mikei]
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04/18/16 06:18 PM
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: A few thoughts for a rainy Sunday for older folks. . .
[Re: mikei]
#6266088
04/19/16 01:12 AM
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Michael W.
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A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Re: A few thoughts for a rainy Sunday for older folks. . .
[Re: mikei]
#6266117
04/19/16 01:30 AM
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HuntingTexas
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A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
" In God We Trust "
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