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Todays lesson
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04/16/16 12:46 AM
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Michael W.
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Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add ephasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive …
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . . "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service!
A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Re: Todays lesson
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04/16/16 04:40 AM
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RedHoss
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I agree!!!!...
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Re: Todays lesson
[Re: Michael W.]
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04/16/16 10:00 AM
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Todays lesson
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04/16/16 03:09 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I agree!!!!...
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Todays lesson
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04/18/16 02:20 AM
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Gary Olson
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Wrong bait to catch sinners.
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Re: Todays lesson
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04/18/16 01:40 PM
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