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Two guys, one old, one young #6264141 04/17/16 08:45 PM
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Two guys, one old, one young,


Are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart


When they collide.


The old guy says to the young guy,


"Sorry about that. I


'm looking for my wife, and I guess I


Wasn't paying attention


To where I was going."


The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a


Coincidence.


I'm looking for my wife, too...


I can't find her and I'm getting a little


desperate."


The old guy says,


"Well, maybe I can help you find her...


what does she look like?"


The young guy says,


"Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,


with red hair,


blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,


long legs, and is


wearing short shorts.


What does your wife look like?'


To which the old guy says, "Doesn't


matter, --- let's look for yours."


bolt

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Funny thing about getting older:
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to
see through people's BS gets much better.
Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts] #6264159 04/17/16 08:57 PM
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Thought that would get a few here

Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts] #6264187 04/17/16 09:38 PM
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Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts] #6264217 04/17/16 10:11 PM
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Wise older man.... cheers


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Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts] #6264289 04/17/16 11:17 PM
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Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts] #6264571 04/18/16 02:49 AM
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Can I help you look?...LOL!... clap

Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts] #6264632 04/18/16 03:44 AM
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Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts] #6280714 04/29/16 11:35 PM
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Us olds guys are old, not blind or dead. cheers

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