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#6264141 - 04/17/16 03:45 PM Two guys, one old, one young
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Two guys, one old, one young,


Are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart


When they collide.


The old guy says to the young guy,


"Sorry about that. I


'm looking for my wife, and I guess I


Wasn't paying attention


To where I was going."


The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a


Coincidence.


I'm looking for my wife, too...


I can't find her and I'm getting a little


desperate."


The old guy says,


"Well, maybe I can help you find her...


what does she look like?"


The young guy says,


"Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,


with red hair,


blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,


long legs, and is


wearing short shorts.


What does your wife look like?'


To which the old guy says, "Doesn't


matter, --- let's look for yours."


bolt
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#6264155 - 04/17/16 03:54 PM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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#6264159 - 04/17/16 03:57 PM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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Thought that would get a few here
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#6264187 - 04/17/16 04:38 PM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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#6264217 - 04/17/16 05:11 PM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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Wise older man.... cheers
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#6264289 - 04/17/16 06:17 PM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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#6264571 - 04/17/16 09:49 PM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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Can I help you look?...LOL!... clap

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#6264632 - 04/17/16 10:44 PM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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#6280714 - 04/29/16 06:35 PM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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I agree
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#6281294 - 04/30/16 10:58 AM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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#6284345 - 05/02/16 09:04 PM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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#6377731 - 07/21/16 03:51 PM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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#6391018 - 08/01/16 08:33 PM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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cheers

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#6392750 - 08/02/16 11:59 PM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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Us olds guys are old, not blind or dead. cheers

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#6413698 - 08/17/16 11:13 PM Re: Two guys, one old, one young [Re: General Guts]
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