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Todays lesson #6262079 04/16/16 12:46 AM
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Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!


A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add ephasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive …


So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"




Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . . "As long as you drink, smoke
and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!



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I agree!!!!... cheers

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I agree!!!!... cheers
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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

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Wrong bait to catch sinners.

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