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#6262079 - 04/15/16 07:46 PM Todays lesson
Michael W. Offline
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Registered: 11/22/10
Posts: 3574
Loc: Central Texas / Comal County
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!


A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add ephasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive …


So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"




Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . . "As long as you drink, smoke
and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!
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#6262375 - 04/15/16 11:40 PM Re: Todays lesson [Re: Michael W.]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2821
Loc: Houston, Texas
I agree!!!!... cheers

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#6262402 - 04/16/16 05:00 AM Re: Todays lesson [Re: Michael W.]
Cajun Raider Offline
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Registered: 07/23/11
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Loc: Texas
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#6262595 - 04/16/16 10:09 AM Re: Todays lesson [Re: RedHoss]
SnakeWrangler Offline
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Originally Posted By: RedHoss
I agree!!!!... cheers
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"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#6264532 - 04/17/16 09:20 PM Re: Todays lesson [Re: Michael W.]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 358
Loc: Plano, TX
Wrong bait to catch sinners.

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#6264894 - 04/18/16 08:40 AM Re: Todays lesson [Re: Michael W.]
Cast Offline
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Registered: 12/14/08
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Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Good un!
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