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#6259735 - 04/14/16 10:15 AM Just trying to watch a ballgame
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A husband was chilling on the couch watching a football game, his wife comes down the hall from the bedroom and says honey, that light in the hall has been blinking for 3 weeks, can you please fix it? He says, do you see GE written on my forehead? No I'm not fixing the light, I'm watching the football game!
A few minutes later, shes says honey, the handle on the fridge door is loose, can you fix it please? He says, do you see Maytag written on my forehead? No I'm not fixing the fridge, I'm watching the football game!
Only a few more minutes has passed when she comes in from outside and says honey, one of the steps on the front porch is broken, can you please fix it? He says, do you see Bob the Builder written on my forehead? No I'm not fixing the steps, in fact I'm going to go the the bar so I can watch the football game without having to listen to you riding my azz about fixing stuff.
So he goes to the bar, watches the game and heads on home, when he walks up to the front porch, he noticed the step is fixed, went inside and he noticed the light in the hall wasn't blinking, went to the fridge to grab a beer and sees the fridge door is fixed. About that time his wife walks in the kitchen with a big ol smile on her face, he says, I noticed all the stuff is fixed, how did you do it?
She said well, when you left, I was sitting on the porch crying and a young man walking by noticed and asked if he could help, I told him about all the repairs and he said, thats no problem, I can fix all that and all I ask for payment is, you bake me a pie, or we have sex.
The husband said, what kind of pie did you bake him?
She said, do you see Sarah Lee Written on my forehead? eek2
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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.

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#6259740 - 04/14/16 10:17 AM Re: Just trying to watch a ballgame [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN]
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#6260240 - 04/14/16 02:46 PM Re: Just trying to watch a ballgame [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN]
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#6260269 - 04/14/16 03:00 PM Re: Just trying to watch a ballgame [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN]
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#6260326 - 04/14/16 03:32 PM Re: Just trying to watch a ballgame [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN]
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#6260593 - 04/14/16 07:05 PM Re: Just trying to watch a ballgame [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN]
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Great deal! Two out of three being happy is fine. Hubby should have been happy too (probably wasn't), it didn't interrupt his game or cost him any time or money.clap

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#6260620 - 04/14/16 07:26 PM Re: Just trying to watch a ballgame [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN]
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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