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#6250860 - 04/07/16 08:39 AM TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR
TonyinVA Offline
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Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar.
After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't
help but think, from listening to you, that you're from
Ireland .'

The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'

The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in
Ireland are ye from?'

The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.'

The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street
did you live on in Dublin ?'

The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. 'Twas in
the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old
central part of town.'

The first one says, 'Faith an' begorrah, and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ye go to?'

The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy
Heart of Mary, of course.'

The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?'

The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I
graduated in 1964.'

The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be
smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good
luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you
believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in
1964 me self!'

About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down,
and orders a beer.

Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'

Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'

Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again.'

#6252940 - 04/09/16 04:45 AM Re: TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR [Re: TonyinVA]
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#6252943 - 04/09/16 04:57 AM Re: TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR [Re: TonyinVA]
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6253075 - 04/09/16 09:11 AM Re: TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR [Re: TonyinVA]
Cast Offline
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Mrs Cast about busted a gut when I read this to her.

I have a short attention spa

#6253097 - 04/09/16 09:33 AM Re: TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR [Re: TonyinVA]
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" In God We Trust "

#6253391 - 04/09/16 03:58 PM Re: TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR [Re: TonyinVA]
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#6254199 - 04/10/16 09:36 AM Re: TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR [Re: TonyinVA]
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Didn't see that coming....good one.... rofl
Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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