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 It's good to have a friend you can depend on
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04/04/16 01:37 PM
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mikei
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Sam goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the service for me?"
Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend he agrees.
After the services, Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister.
"My friend is sleeping with your wife right now,
so he asked me to keep you occupied."
The minister smiles,puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says,
"You better hurry home. My wife died a year ago."
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Re: It's good to have a friend you can depend on
[Re: mikei]
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04/04/16 01:53 PM
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blackcoal
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 good one for those who think they know everything happening...
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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Re: It's good to have a friend you can depend on
[Re: mikei]
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04/04/16 02:19 PM
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TexasKC
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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: It's good to have a friend you can depend on
[Re: mikei]
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04/04/16 03:58 PM
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CCBIRDDOGMAN
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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: It's good to have a friend you can depend on
[Re: mikei]
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04/04/16 04:18 PM
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KG68
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Re: It's good to have a friend you can depend on
[Re: mikei]
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04/04/16 11:09 PM
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Michael W.
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A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Re: It's good to have a friend you can depend on
[Re: mikei]
#6247899
04/04/16 11:17 PM
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RedHoss
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That's hilarious! 
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Re: It's good to have a friend you can depend on
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#6248010
04/05/16 12:43 AM
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Simple Searcher
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![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/4340/36432483774_50a6be0c41_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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