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The Husband Store #6236241 03/25/16 02:45 PM
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> A store that sells new husbands opened in Melbourne, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You
> may visit this store ONLY ONCE!


There are six floors and the value of the products increases as
> the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any
> item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
> floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!



So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On
> the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 -
> These men Have Jobs



She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:





Floor 2 -

These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.



'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues
> upward. The third floor sign reads:





Floor 3 -

These men have Jobs, love Kids, and are extremely Good Looking.



'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign :



Floor 4 –

These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.



'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she
> goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:





Floor 5 -
> These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
> with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor , where the sign reads:



Floor 6 -
> You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
> proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.





PLEASE
> NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.



The first floor has wives that love sex.



The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and
> like beer.



The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei] #6236369 03/25/16 05:07 PM
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LOL!!!! Good one.


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Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei] #6236547 03/25/16 09:13 PM
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What is the address ?


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it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei] #6236864 03/26/16 01:48 AM
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Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei] #6239222 03/28/16 07:05 PM
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