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#6236241 - 03/25/16 09:45 AM The Husband Store
mikei Offline
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> A store that sells new husbands opened in Melbourne, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You
> may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the value of the products increases as
> the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any
> item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
> floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On
> the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 -
> These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 -

These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues
> upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 -

These men have Jobs, love Kids, and are extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign :

Floor 4 –

These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she
> goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 -
> These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
> with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor , where the sign reads:

Floor 6 -
> You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
> proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

> NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and
> like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

#6236369 - 03/25/16 12:07 PM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
TexasKC Online   content
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Registered: 12/30/12
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LOL!!!! Good one.

#6236547 - 03/25/16 04:13 PM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 8793
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
What is the address ?
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking

#6236864 - 03/25/16 08:48 PM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 5100
Loc: Helotes, Hext

"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#6237019 - 03/25/16 11:26 PM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
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#6237081 - 03/26/16 05:46 AM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 599
Loc: Texas
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6238915 - 03/28/16 09:34 AM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
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up amen!
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."


#6239222 - 03/28/16 02:05 PM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
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