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The Husband Store
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03/25/16 02:45 PM
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mikei
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> A store that sells new husbands opened in Melbourne, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You > may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increases as > the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any > item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next > floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On > the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - > These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 -
These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues > upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 -
These men have Jobs, love Kids, and are extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign :
Floor 4 –
These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she > goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - > These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help > with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor , where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - > You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as > proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE > NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and > like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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Re: The Husband Store
[Re: mikei]
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03/25/16 05:07 PM
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Re: The Husband Store
[Re: mikei]
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03/25/16 09:13 PM
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blackcoal
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Re: The Husband Store
[Re: mikei]
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03/26/16 01:48 AM
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: The Husband Store
[Re: mikei]
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03/26/16 04:26 AM
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Re: The Husband Store
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03/26/16 10:46 AM
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Re: The Husband Store
[Re: mikei]
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03/28/16 02:34 PM
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PMK
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amen!
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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Re: The Husband Store
[Re: mikei]
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03/28/16 07:05 PM
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LETS GO BRANDON
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