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#6236241 - 03/25/16 09:45 AM The Husband Store
mikei Offline
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Registered: 11/16/14
Posts: 1273

> A store that sells new husbands opened in Melbourne, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You
> may visit this store ONLY ONCE!


There are six floors and the value of the products increases as
> the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any
> item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
> floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!



So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On
> the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 -
> These men Have Jobs



She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:





Floor 2 -

These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.



'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues
> upward. The third floor sign reads:





Floor 3 -

These men have Jobs, love Kids, and are extremely Good Looking.



'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign :



Floor 4 –

These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.



'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she
> goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:





Floor 5 -
> These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
> with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor , where the sign reads:



Floor 6 -
> You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
> proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.





PLEASE
> NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.



The first floor has wives that love sex.



The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and
> like beer.



The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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#6236369 - 03/25/16 12:07 PM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
TexasKC Offline
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 1358
Loc: Houston & Lexington, Texas
LOL!!!! Good one.

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#6236547 - 03/25/16 04:13 PM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
blackcoal Online   content
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Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 7568
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
What is the address ?
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The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking

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#6236864 - 03/25/16 08:48 PM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
Simple Searcher Offline
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 4152
Loc: Helotes, Hext
clap
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

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#6237019 - 03/25/16 11:26 PM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2792
Loc: Houston, Texas
roflmao

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#6237081 - 03/26/16 05:46 AM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
Cajun Raider Offline
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 486
Loc: Texas
banana
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

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#6238915 - 03/28/16 09:34 AM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
PMK Offline
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Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 4959
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
up amen!
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."

~PMK~

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#6239222 - 03/28/16 02:05 PM Re: The Husband Store [Re: mikei]
TXHOGSLAYER Offline
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 11996
Loc: Katy, TX
GOOD ONE!
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Originally Posted By: Cleric
I need some meat frown

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