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#6224449 - 03/15/16 04:11 PM Physics and Chemistry CAN effect everyone's life. . .
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A good example of explaining how
​physics/​chemistry can effect every day life…..



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Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.


The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.


These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.


Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because the inertia due to its mass impedes every activity with which it comes into contact.


A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a process that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 40 years to complete.


Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.


In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.


This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.


When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates even less energy than Governmentium because it has half as many peons though twice the number of morons!!

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#6235267 - 03/24/16 11:31 AM Re: Physics and Chemistry CAN effect everyone's life. . . [Re: mikei]
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#6237591 - 03/26/16 07:20 PM Re: Physics and Chemistry CAN effect everyone's life. . . [Re: mikei]
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#6244614 - 04/01/16 03:54 PM Re: Physics and Chemistry CAN effect everyone's life. . . [Re: mikei]
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Never thought I would hear half those words again in my life, guess I was wrong
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